skin creamsI wanted to know how my girlfriend has such soft skin. She said it was her little secret so I went on a spy mission to figure it out. After she got in the shower, I snuck in, stole all of the skin creams out of the bathroom and set them on her bedroom dresser. This way she had to come out grab the skin creams and in turn hopefully leave the door open so I could once and for all crack the soft skin case. As expected, she yelled for a second after getting out of the shower, came out, saw the skin creams and gave me a look that said why. I just kept staring at the TV. She proceeded to take a huge handful of moisturizer and effectively cover her body in the stuff. After pretty much every square inch was satisfactorily moisturized, she screwed the lid back on the skin creams and got dressed.

So that is how she does it. Such a simple answer. No wonder she is always going online to buy the stuff. Using it that liberally has any sized tub or bottle empty quick. I learned a valuable lesson that day and it’s you can never go overboard with skin creams.